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During an exceptionally cold day last winter, I was heading out of my apartment to scrape the ice off my car so I could drive to work. I have to go down 3 flights of stairs outside when I leave my apartment. Since we had had freezing rain the night before, I knew I needed to be careful going down the steps. I took a few extremely cautious steps down the stairs, gripping the railing for dear life. I was ok. Sigh of relief. Took another step. Feet gone. BAM! Slammed down three steps to la …

Ah, the red toolbox. A staple in American society. Every little boy dreams of growing up, owning a home with a garage, and having his own red toolbox to do his honey-do list on weekends with. And, as is always the way with men, the bigger, the better! The more tools to fix with.This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 18th, 2011 at 5:40 pm

Every year the Saturday after Thanksgiving, my family and I decorate our house with Christmas lights. Last year, I was walking across what my family and I refer to as, “The Hill” and my foot caught.There’s that moment when you trip, the slow motion moment, where you know what is happening. You are about to fall. Your brain is not going fast enough to know what to do and your body tenses trying to brace itself for what is coming, possible pain. Possible break. Definite humiliation.My hands w …

1. He can use a solar powered calculator at night2. He can dig a hole to the moon3. He can answer a missed call4. Judge Judy lets him finish his sentences5. He leaves messages BEFORE the beep6. There are seven wonders of the world, and he is four of them7. He outcooks Gordon Ramsey with an easy bake oven8. He can kill two stones with one bird9. He is so smart, that all of his teeth are wisdom teeth10. He can set a magnifying glass on fire using ants He is the most interesting ma …

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