List of First Place Supply Puns
1. For the best tape in the business, stick with Venture!
2. Anchor Hand Protection is probably the best choice. After all, they fit like a glove!
3. Stand up to the job with Ergokneel Standing Mats!
4. Move to the beat of your own drum!
5. Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
6. A man’s tool kit is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
7. A man used a cartridge respirator and survived mustard gas and a series of pepper sprays. Now he is a seasoned veteran.
8. The Aeolus Filter hadn’t said anything all night. Finally, a man asked, “Why so much resistance?”
9. A woman equipped with a thermal imaging camera asked her husband if he wanted to have dinner with her parents. He said, “absolutely!” “Why are you lying?” she replied, “I can see right through you…”
10. A CEO was bragging about his paycheck to all of his fellow employees. Then, one of the employees pulled out his Sensear Ear Muffs. “Why did you do that?” he said. He replied, “too many decibels…”
11. Plant a whole garden of oopsy daisies? Clean it up with high quality sorbents!
12. Accidentally caused some damage to your insulated walls? Isn’t that a Wonder Fill feeling?
This entry was posted on Friday, July 29th, 2011
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