It’s Hot Outside

Triple Digit Temperatures…The Best!

Wednesday, August 10th, 2011

I always get so excited when the temperature reaches triple digits! It’s something about the way it feels on my skin. Yes sometimes the heat gets to near dangerous levels, but come on! It feels so good!

I mean, if the heat index dips below 100 it’s the worst! What am I supposed to do at that point? How could anyone live like that?

Water?

No thanks! Who likes to be hydrated? I’ll usually go weeks without it. After all, water cools you down, and who wants that?

Sometimes I will sit out in the sun for hours. Doing nothing. Just basking in the sun.

It’s always cool (no pun intended) when you can get so incredibly hot without even moving a muscle!

So for me, something like a portable cooler would be a huge waste of time! Those things can reduce the temperature by up to 30 degrees, and they can keep you cool for hours on end! That’s no way to live!

I mean, look at me!

This is the life!

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This is me enjoying the heat!

The heat of summer meets its match

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Heaving the mower across his vast lawn, the man grunts in the sweltering 105 degree heat.  His shirt soaks in his own perspiration.  His fingers grip the burning handle.  He wipes his brow with his dirty sleeve.  He can feel the beads of sweat running down the course of his spine.  His knees feel weak under his heavy, wet weight.  Feeling light headed, he turns from the mower towards his house.  At the immediate release of the mower, he can hear a sound.  A beautiful, refreshing whirl.  He uses all of the strength he can muster to lift one foot after another towards that sound.  He can hear it getting louder.  Taunting him.  Urging him further.  He can see the shine in the sunlight.  The glistening in the air.  He takes another step.  Another.  Another.  And then…

Cold.  Sweet.  Wet.  Rejuvenation.

He stands in front of his Portable Misting System Mount and soaks in the release of the 8 nozzle misting ring as it powerfully stands upon its master pump cart.